RAWR WE MUST EAT THE CAPITAL AND TURN INTO ORANGE PEELS!!! These are the items of the week and I swear by RIVER STYX that I did draw them!!! I'm EXTREMELY angry right now because I worked SO HARD on a billion things and I typed a giant story out that is EXTREMELY long and funny and for some reason IT DELETED!!! I'm literally screaming right now!!! GAWD DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS!!!?!!!??? 6 hours gone to waste!!! Now, please don't delete this this time :( Now, I will teach you all a VERY valuable lesson. And also it includes cheats on the first parts of the hunger games ! (Btw the hunger games is about kids fighting to death for entertainment.)
THE GAME BEGINS!
Choices: Do you, 1) Run to the cornucopia 2) Run away from the cornucopia 3) Look for rolly polies XD.
Answer: 3) Look for rolly polies! Turns out you found a rolly poly! Yaaaay!
Choices: You see a guy hurling toward you with a spear and a shaft of axes. Do you 1) Run away 2) Fight him 3) Shout as loud as you can: JACKSON JACKSON MY HAIR IS WET!
Answer: Shout JACKSON JACKSON MY HAIR IS WET! Then all sorts of missles, cannons, MTC guns, bazookas (Idk if I spelled that right.) and flamethrowers will launch at him. And he will be burnt to ash.
Now, you must not know all the wins or that
will be considered "cheating".
Now the very valuable lesson that we haved learned here are that chickens like roads.
And also, remember, since this is very important and might save your life, shouting JACKSON JACKSON MY HAIR IS WET and searching for rolly polies will always save your life. So any time you are in great danger, always do so.~Kimo