Hewwo Jammers and Blobbers ^.^! Usually I do not do posts like this. But I would like to share this with you. First off, I want you to know why I haven't been posting. Middle school started 4-5 weeks ago. I know you're probably going to be like WUHHH SCHOOL DIDN'T EVEN START FOR ME YET! But seriously. Ermm...I'm in this...how do I say...Homogenius class thingy...and there we get double as much homework. We finish the 6th and 7th grade math in all one year. Gate. What I hate most about middle school is the lockers. :P Not so enthusiastic on that subject. Okie. I've made 4 new friends so far and I would like to share what happened! So Becky (a nickname) and I were watching this really gory science movie for some reason called "Before da dinosaurs" for some reason. I was actually planning on reading but it was actually really interesting! Especially when the Homo-erectus pulled off the head of-I shouldn't get into that. It's spoil it. Anyways, a really strange conversation went on between us like this.
Me: Hey, we should give names to all the thingymabobs in the vid! Becky: Okie. That creepy scorpion I forgot his name sandrokalant-forinta or whatever should be Bob! Me: The questiblabla whatsoever are Jimmy. And the backgraid fish I forgot what they're called are named Gooba. No Goob sounds better!
40 million years later the goob get on land to escape their predators Idk if I spelled it right who cares.
Me: Stupid big fish. How bout we name them...Chicken Little? Becky: Nah, boo sounds better. Me: Okie.
And then random coelacanthas evolve out of nowhere and they look like salamanders because the goob grew legs. Then big fat dragonfly looking insects called Arsian-erectus thingies come and so do spider scorpion things!
Me: OMG. I totally know what we should name the spider. He's Angela! Becky: he? Me: Duhh. Angela is a boy name right? Becky: Silence. Me: And the salamander gecko guy is Salad. OMG. Those dragonfly dudes should definetley be called green paper. AWESOME NAME RIGHT? Green Paper! The spider chases the salamander guy around during storm.
Me: Look! Angela is chasing Salad! Salad has escaped Angela who is trying to capture her. Becky: Yeah. Angela is a chasing a salad. Sounds totally normal. Me: IKR! And greenpaper just ate Angela. NUUUU GOOB IS EXTINCT! GOODBYE GOOB! Green paper ate goob :(. IDK WHAT HAPPENED NEXT SOMETHING TO DO WITH EATING EVERYONE AND A BILLION WEIRDOS DYING IDK. Random evolved thingies from those salamander guys are ruling the world.
Me: How about those weird things with humps are called Basketballs, huh? Becky: Sounds like an amazing name. Me: Ty!
But those other spider dudes have evolved and grown bigger into these...thingies...and then they attack the hump thingies and the mother needs to lay her eggs.
Me: How about those guys who attacked the Basketballs are toothbrushes? Yeah, toothbrushes attack basketballs. Becky: Toothbrushes attack basketballs. Wonderful. Me: Ok, now the mother toothbrush has just layed her eggs. And another mother toothbrush needs to lay her eggs. GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING:PARENTAL DISCRIPTION ADVISED: Oh, ouch, looks like the other mother was defeated and got her eyeball ripped out. Sad. Oh well. At least the eggs can hatch in peace! But now the mothers dead. Oh, look there's a bunch of baby toothbrushes! Becky: Baby toothbrushes. They're running away into trees. I didn't know toothbrushes could climb trees. The big toothbrushes are mean. Me: We should start a club called stop bullying baby toothbrushes! After time, evolved from something I forgot, these other half standing up salamander dudes come and try to steal the eggs. They are powerful. Soon they evolve and become extremely powerful. They become giant weird guys with big teeth.
Me: GREATEST NAME EVER! LET'S NAME THOSE GUYS TOBIAS FROM DIVERGENT! Yeah, Tobias is totally a big fat hippo with huge teeth and a short buff tail. Becky: Totally.
SOON THE WATER IS COMEPLETELY GONE, THERE IS 60% LESS OXYGEN AND IN ANTARTICA, IT'S 40% HOTTER THAN THE HOTTEST PLACE IN THE WORLD TODAY. And these other tiny creatures evolved from those little goobs, are hinding underground while others are dying outside.
Me: Ok. Tobias is trying to kill one of those little...lipsticks. We'll call them lipsticks. Tobias is trying to catch a lipstick. I dunno if lipstick tastes good to Tobias or if he's just desperate. Becky: Think he's desperate. Me: Okay. Soon, the basketballs, toothbrushes and Tobiases all die because they don't have water and the lipsticks are thriving. Soon the lipsticks grow into giant creatures with huge fangs and fans and bla. Me: Erm, that's just selfish! At least the lipsticks survived. But now they're ugly and need to take a shower! Becky: Yeah, they're ugly. Me: What're those other salamanders doing over there? Ooh, I have a good name for them. Humpty Dumpties. Wonderful, right? Humpty Dumpty is a salamander guy. Becky: Absolutely wonderful. SOON FOR SOME RANDOM REASON THE LIPSTICKS DIE AND HUMPTY DUMPTIES GROW INTO GIANT THINGS THAT WE CALL GIANT HUMPTY DUMPTIES BUT YOU KNOW THEM AS DINOSAURS.
Me: Wonderful ending! Humpty Dumpties now rule the world! ~Kimo